dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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