Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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