were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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