Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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