who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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