He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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