it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm passing your future prison.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Alive.
So much puke
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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