The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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