How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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