How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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