Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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