I'm gonna have a badass scar
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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