everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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