Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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