But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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