I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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