Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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