I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The Olympian is in my bed
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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