More tranny stories later!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Enjoy the penises
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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