Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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