I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want to make a zoo with you.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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