Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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