hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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