She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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