Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Do vagina's smell?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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