i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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