this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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