I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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