bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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