This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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