Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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