talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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