I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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