You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My Higher Power is John Stamos
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Someone signed my nipple.
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