literally had 100 drinks last night.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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