if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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