This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We talked him into tasing himself.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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