After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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