porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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