I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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