On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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