dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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