I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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