Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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