Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.