found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.