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Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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What?!?

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What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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(810): Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police (616): What?!? (810): What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police http://tfl.nu/unre

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If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.

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(616): If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet. http://tfl.nu/k138

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yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

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(951): yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye. http://tfl.nu/mzng

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I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.

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(219): I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious. http://tfl.nu/0lgt

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.

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(908): Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner. http://tfl.nu/otz7

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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.

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(902): Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it. http://tfl.nu/c874

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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?

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(443): i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed? http://tfl.nu/sqdz

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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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(210): Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material. http://tfl.nu/16u9

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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.

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(217): I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister. http://tfl.nu/65yp

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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding

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(603): When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding http://tfl.nu/lhu6

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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.

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(517): Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B. http://tfl.nu/djpk

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So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?

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(802): So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going? http://tfl.nu/1d2j

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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.

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(506): My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out. http://tfl.nu/qizv

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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor

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(310): Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor http://tfl.nu/gni2

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I wish there were birth control emojis

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(918): I wish there were birth control emojis http://tfl.nu/p00p

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