why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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