I heard we made out
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
