I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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