he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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