none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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