I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
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look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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