Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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