Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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