Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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