Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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